As you can see, we had the pleasure to meet legendary retired Hollywood star Mae West!!! Phil told me she has to be at least 100 years old. He talked to her for a minute. She told him she just had another face lift last week, and it was hurting her like hell to even smile. But she gave us one for the picture anyway.

As you can see, she didn't loose her touch with men. The guy in the leash is none other than her new "boy toy" Manfred Willard.

They were on a break from filming the adult version of "Little Bo Peep". They couldn't wait to get back on the set, so they didn't hang out for too long. Bamby said the food was good, but the guys were ugly.

Phil thought it would be funny to ask girls to do weird things with me on the pictures he was taking.

He says he had to pay "Lola" 20 bucks to lick my face. I wish I could remember this rather unique experience in my otherwise mundane life. But the 3 1/2 beers unfortunately took that beautiful memory away...

I think she was also drunk. (But really, who wasn't by that time). She dared me to finish that bottle of Champagne with her. So I did.

Unfortunately, that french beverage has the worst effect on my stomach. Phil took this shot right when I was letting out the loudest burp of my life.

Well, Mr. Moss didn't forget about me. (How could he, Phil later recalled).

Phil took a quick photo as Mr.Moss was finishing up with my harness. The rest of that day is pretty much a blur. Phil says I showed up at home later that evening, locked myself in my room and cried all night.

I can't say if that's true or not, because I don't recall a thing. But my therapist told me not to try to hard to remember that kind of stuff...